Quitting from work is what most of us like to do. We incessantly dream about it, but that’s the only thing we can do: dreaming. Having a 9-5 work just seems inevitable. I, Rey Pugon, however am a master at defying the ineluctable. I look closely ‘The Ineluctable’ right in the face and call him dirty names. I say, if you want to stop working, QUIT WORKING; The following are the five reasons why you should.
1. If you leave your job you’ll have plenty of time to reading articles such as this. That will make me a trademark name down at the Unemployment and Welfare offices. My fame is a small price to pay for you living your dreams. You’ll think of this when you see me on TV shows today.
2. Quitting your job will make you feel wonderful. For about 10 minutes you’ll be on cloud nine, you’ll on the top of the world, you’ll be living the good life, you’ll be: -insert your own cliche here-. Then you’ll start worrying about the car note, the mortgage, the kid’s school clothes, groceries, and how you’re going to pay that $850 you owe the Petermanns for running over their mailbox and a whole row of prize-winning azaleas. All this will bring depression up to the extent of attempting suicide, but at least you had 10 minutes of freedom.
3. TV shows during the day is considered the most thrilling and fascinating television in the market. You’ll inquire how you ever survived without all those soap operas, movies, talk shows, reality shows, and judge shows where you get the sinking suspicion that the judge has been paid off. Combine this with all the educational TV ads that air during the day that will ”Teach you to drive a tractor trailer in 4 days’, ‘Allow you to get a degree from home’, ‘Show you how to make $1,000 a day stuffing envelopes’, in such exciting fields as GED preparation and septic tank scrubber’ and you’ll not only wonder why you didn’t quit your job sooner, you promise you won’t get back to work again.
4. In your formerly employed state you missed all those calls from colletors and billing agents. Now that you have quit your job you’ll be able to sit at home in eager anticipation of these oh-so-important calls. Toss in a few telemarketers, calls from the Sheriff’s Association asking for donations, and a few of those computers that call you and ask you to ‘Hold for an important message’ and you’ll have a full day of just answering the phone. It will be like having a full-time job all over again, without all the hassle of getting a paycheck.
5. Forcing yourself out of bed every morning at 5:45 in the morning is not good for your health. Your physician will proud of you that you care enough for your body to go as far as quitting your job. He won’t see you anymore, however, because you no longer have health insurance. You don’t have . Waiting in this clinic young teenagers with stage 3 Chlamydia is yet another experience you would have missed out on if you keep working on your present job.
There you have it folks. 5 raesons why you should go out and leave your job. Have a free feeling to say these to your boss when you turn in your two weeks notice. If she wants to know where you came across such valuable information say to her that friend with unselfish motives provided them to you, and all I wanted in return was that you remember me next time you need your septic tank scrubbed…
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